Archive for ◊ April, 2009 ◊

Author: Marni
• Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Man, four minutes can fly, especially when they’re over in three and a half. That’s what happened last week when I was on ABC TV News showing viewers how to make seasonal centerpieces. Thanks to the expert gliding-along skills of anchor Bertha Lynn, I breezed through my demo, and got through all four seasons plus a bonus holiday centerpiece. Whew!

 

The topic was one I covered in a recent column: How to create home décor using stuff you have lying around the house – like husbands. I say that because when I told Dan that I was trying to make something out of nothing, he told me I was the world champion. So he had that coming. Anyway, for those who missed it, or for whom the demo just went too fast, (and no, they don’t provide a link) here’s the recap, or at least what I tried to say:

 

To make a seasonal centerpiece, you need three things:

1. Fabric – Use a scrap, about a square yard, of material you have left from some interior project — drapes, bedding, pillows – or that old bridesmaid dress (yikes!). Think seasonal. I like humble fabrics, burlap or loose-weave linen, in summer, cotton toile in spring, corduroy in fall, and velvet in winter. The scrap does not need finished edges, because you tuck them in. Scrunch up the fabric so it looks billowy, like it’s tossed on, but, of course, it isn’t. Don’t smooth it out like a tablecloth.

2. Container – Find a large wooden, glass, metallic or ceramic bowl or platter. I prefer simple, so no hand-cut crystal or painted china. Set it on the scrunched fabric.

3. Seasonal accent – Organic choices from the outdoors are my first choice. Fruit is perfect. Pears, apples or citrus look great set artfully in your container. Here’s the difference between something that looks like groceries and something that looks like a still life: Take the stupid little stickers off. Arrange only one kind of fruit in odd numbers. Stack them a little. Vegetables, such as heads of ruffled cabbage or eggplant, can also look marvelous. Flowers, of course, pinecones, squash will also do, so long as the accent fits the season. Here’are some seasonal suggestions:

§     Summer: Burlap, a distressed dark wood platter and lemons.

§     Spring: Lavender silk, a glass trifle bowl filled with water, and floating Gerbera daisies.

§     Fall: A paisley printed cotton in harvest colors, a cream ceramic platter, gourds.

§     Winter: Burgundy velvet, a large silver bowl, glass holiday ornaments in a single color.

So, in case I didn’t say it all on air, that’s what I meant to say last week. I’ll be back on ABC May 5 talking about frugal masterpieces, so tune in. I’ll talk fast.

 

 

 

Category: Home Design  | One Comment
Author: Marni
• Thursday, April 02nd, 2009

Those who’ve followed my column know, I haven’t been too kind to shelter magazines. Though I’m addicted to them, I really think they’re house porn. These high-style, high-concept magazines make you lust after what you see, even though the look is completely unattainable. (Look closer — there are no cords! No thermostats! No waste baskets! They’ve all been airbrushed out.) Just looking at these stylized spaces makes me feel so inadequate. I read them by the stack. Then I whine about them in print. How do you get to live like this?!

This month was payback time. The shelter magazine world got even with me. My home and I became the subject of a feature in the April issue of Colorado Homes & Lifestyles. I panicked, of course. The irony that I was now in their crosshairs was not lost on me. Adding to the poetic justice of their sweet revenge was the fact that I didn’t know the photographer was coming until the night before the photo shoot. (Oops — we had some email problems last week.) I grabbed the smelling salts, and took a good look at my house. It looked like it usually looks — freshly vandalized. No time to redecorate. I had 17 hours to spiff the place, figure out what to wear (then they told me to change), and get my bangs trimmed. 

Fortunately, they went easy on me. Whew! Here’s what I learned … Be yourself. Sure, tidy up, but pretense is a big waste of every one’s time. Know the degrees of clean, so you only do what you have to. (For camera-ready clean, your place only needs to look tidy on the surface, so you can stuff empty wine bottles in the washing machine. For company’s-coming clean, do camera-ready clean plus clear guest rooms, set out fresh toiletries, and have nothing embarrassing under the bathroom sink. Mother-in-law clean means triple the standards for company clean, then lock up guns and liquor. ) And the best discovery: With the right angle, the right light, a good stylist and a skilled photographer, any home can look good. Am I grateful. Maybe they’re not so bad, those shelter magazines. 

http://www.coloradohomesmag.com/Colorado-Homes-and-Lifestyles/April-2009/At-Home-With/